A Bit Wordy : a comedic story. Welcome to the stage.  Sarcasm is recommended and suggested .   Have you seen these kids with their pants hanging down to their ankles. They must be good gangsters because really, could they outrun the law?  I could outrun Joe Boxer guy. He doesn't scare me. Okay, the gun does but Joe with the boxers hanging down his ass, not really. Hell, I could walk faster using a walker.                         Adjustments  Give that man a belt! Oh, he's got a belt, he just forgot that it goes around his waist.  Did you ever notice how many times these guys adjust themselves. You wouldn't want a penis to fall out now, would you? Bong! Because that wouldn't be too offensive. It's just not styling when your penis pops out.                     That's a stretch It's like the girl who thought a tube top was a good idea. She wants to g...